Score: 6

"Lol wtf?"

submission: Cool - Music Video

date: September 13, 2005

Well it's no Numa-numa, but then again, you actually put effort into this one. No pity marks for you, unlike our chubby romanian friend.

Good work, it was... a lame song but you did it gay enough to get me very sexually excited. Very.

Very.

Mmm

Score: 8

"Lol very good!"

submission: Weirdos: Homeworld--Wolly

date: September 13, 2005

You described newgrounds pretty well. In the prequel short.

The whole movie was just... T.V quality. I laughed at almost every joke. It was a lot better than LegendaryFrog or any other imbocile who thinks he's funny. Plus, it was extremely unique. I cant WAIT for your more work.

Fanfuckingtastic job.

Score: 7

"Ambient"

submission: The Flower's Dream

date: September 13, 2005

It was a very expressive movie, and the flower seemed to be some sort of metaphor. I thought it was a brilliant first flash, unique and artistic. I'm sure a lot of people wished they submitted something meaningful as their first, istead of random violence and killing. It was strange, but it just felt right.

P.S. Lol, read KWAS71KCK's review. He writes the same fucking thing for every movie and he now has 10,000 reviews. No thought at all.

Score: 8

"My god..."

submission: TR1 - Trailer

date: September 13, 2005

This looks... amazing. The graphics are stunning, the idea is original, the sound is perfect and there's violence. I mean, easily Weekly Users Choice and Review Crew pick once it finally gets submitted.

But.... thats like a year away. I will have forgotten by then. But when it DOES get released, you make sure I remember this film.

Could very well be epic

Score: 5

"Hot 2-bit action"

submission: Dot Wars

date: September 13, 2005

Well, i'm sure the bit count was SLIGHTLY better.

Anyways, it was pretty old school. I mean, it put a different spin on the games I usually end up playing here. It had its positives, and its negatives. The idea was somewhat original, but the graphics were lacking. Big time.

It felt as if I was playing some sort of "Chips Challenge" game or something, which I suppose was a good thing. With a little more effort, you could be a very good author.

Oh... I just figured out why Extracy wrote such a MONSTEROUS review, for those of you wondering. Check out the audio in the game.. its his.

Score: 8

"LOL!"

submission: The Batman

date: September 13, 2005

A combination of Marc M and Jeremy Lokken. That was fucking awesome, I dont know why this has such a low score.

If people would just look passed the graphics.... and the penis.... and the flashing image of gay porn... they would see that this flash is a brilliant and unique movie.

>:(

Score: 10

"Hey"

submission: Daily2oon09132005

date: September 13, 2005

Every week you guys submit something.

But why?

Regardless. 10's across the board

Score: 7

"You've got some talent"

submission: Metal Slug: Op. BlueStone

date: September 13, 2005

And its pretty obvious. I haven't seen many of sprite movies on Metal Slug, and watching this only makes me wish there were more. The storyline was good, and the sound seemed pretty accurate with the pictures.

Although I had a few problems. The scrolling text was a little slow, I read it over five times before it started to disappear. And well, the graphics were... sprites. I've said it many of times in my reviews, sprites are pretty limited when it comes to animation. Try to dabble in the art of drawn flash.

Other than that, it was pretty good. Nice and violent, great effort.

Score: 7

"Underappreciated"

submission: Megaman N

date: September 13, 2005

That word sums up this flash pretty well.

There are limits to sprite flashes, and usually they aren't really that witty or funny. Of course, Arfenhouse is an exception.. but as is this one. I found that the flash was hilarious, despite the fact that i'm not a fan of megaman.

You've got some comedic talent, but I suggest trying to stray away from the world of sprites as much as possible.

Score: 6

"Quite unique"

submission: Confined 3

date: September 13, 2005

Well, to an extent.

This style of flash has been done many of times over. But I liked the 3D-Glasses feature. It made my eyes hurt without the glasses though. The sound fit perfectly, and the animation ran pretty smoothly. I suggest picking something more original next time though, you've got some talent. So don't be afraid to use it.