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I found that this movie was a nice little short. It had a sort of, television-esque feeling to it. Something that a station might run along with 30 commercials in the 5 minute gap between shows. In other words, it's was quite professional.
The graphics were great. The character movements were flawless, and the expressions were graphic and believable. I also really loved the style. Like I mentioned earlier, it felt as if it was done by a studio of animators and writers.
The technique used with sound to create the effect of someone sounding far away was used... well, good. The tone didn't really slowly get louder, it kind of just went from quiet to booming. Also, I found the humor to be a little drab. Which gave it even MORE of a television short feel. The ending was predictable, but I thought you did an effective job nonetheless.
Anyways, it was a pretty good short. And it should grab a Daily Award if it hasn't already. (I didn't look, o_O)
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I saw this flash a few days ago sitting on the frontpage. I knew it would be great, but I just never got around to actually watching the damned thing. I wasn't sure about what was in store for me when I finally decided to view it, and I was in for a nice surprise.
The graphics were just fucking amazing. I mean, i've seen T.V shows with shittier animation that this. It flowed perfectly, and the mouth animations matched the voices like fucking Disney made it. The style was nothing short of T.V worthy, beautiful and hilarious. The voice acting and sound effects were clear, crisp, and precise. Although the Hula dance soundbyte sounded a little muffled at the end.
Captain Capitalism came across with a nice message to teach our children, and I sure learned a fuckload of fucking shit from that god damned cock ass pussy motherfucking twat dick. Great work, wonderful flash. This could really land you somewhere.
-Canas-
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Great graphics. All though i'm sure most of it couldn't been not actually drawn by you, I thought it looked extremely crisp.
As for the gameplay, to be honest, I couldn't follow it. The beat was off from the moves, and it was quite challenging. I commed you on everything else, but you just need to improve the game itself.
You guys have great style, I mean, Gorillaz Groove Session? Plus the ambient noise of "Starshine" on the menu screen? Fantastic. I didn't know you did a Weezer jam session, it seems you managed to take all my favourite bands and make some sort of interactive game for it. I'll most certainly check it out.
Anyways, try to improve the gameplay a little. Make it more DDR-esque, so there is much less confusion between players when trying to execute the moves.
-Canas-
Author's Response:
I guess there is kind of steep learning curve for some. Thanks for input.
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The movie.
To end all movies.
Swell job guys. The graphics were mostly quite well drawn, and the plot was of course nothing sort of just plain silly. I mean, Jerry's Quest For Gold? Quite possibly one of the most controversial flashes, what with the whole... NOTHINGNESS, made into a real flash with action and adventure.
I spent most of my time sitting and touching myself while I watched. I loved everybodies work, it was nothing short of spectacular. 200 Daily Toons, it's been a long run. Each of them more sexually pleasing than the previous. Lovely work, lovely series.
Love,
-Canas-
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this review disturbed me in special places :o
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My gangsta brother. Lovely collection, let me break down each one.
Please?: Awesome. The graphics were good, and they the fact that the voices were exactly the same added to the random hilarity. The ending was expected, believe it or not. I popped one off all over my keyboard while I was watching it.
Down Under: This really captured the essence of Australia. I couldn't help but feel like I was there right beside Steve.
Anime: Simple message, truer words were never spoken.
Antineopets: Hilarity. I can't believe the stupidity of that fool.
Clock Day: It clocked my socks. Hardcore animation.
Newjack: Lol Wesley Snipes.
Actully: Ozcar indeed. I couldn't help but masturbate.
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This is the greatest review I've ever read
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A wonderful classic collection full of giggles and gasms. Let me now describe each flash, and may my words heal your wounded egos from those who despise your work.
2RS: Glorious. I am not quite sure why it was so funny, but the sheer idiocy had my gut splitting and my balls busting. Lovely work.
Astropuff: Cute little flash. It felt very cartoony, great work.
Threestar: It was jizz worthy. I mean honestly, I couldn't contain myself whilst watching it. Another stupid flash that somehow made me burst into a fit of faggy giggles.
Uglybastard: A lovely tribute... although obviously a little outdated.
Swell job folks. SWELL JOB
-Canas-
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It was so... creepy. I don't know why, but the priest just kind of, creeped me out.
Other than that, you did a wonderful job. This is one of the few flashes that had me thinking. Plus you managed to pack in so much humor that I found myself pausing... thinking... and laughing seconds later. Great work.
The graphics were, sub-standard. I mean, the characters were very well drawn, but there wasn't really any animation. It felt a little... Foamy-esque in that area. I like you drawing style though, the shading was flawless. The voice acting was also done very well, and as I mentioned before, it was very humorous.
Great work, I look foward to seeing more.
-Canas-
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Magnificent! Very good little short, I found myself very entertained throughout the whole thing.
The graphics were decent, I found that the actual animation was done very well. I like your style, it was very... cartoony yet it remained believable.
As for the sound... well. It was fucking hardcore. I mean, HARDCORE. The song at the end of the flash just had me cracking up, rofl'ing.. if you will. It was so damned strange and short, that I loved it.
All in all, good flash. Good animation, great style and sound, and it was pretty fucking extreme.
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Well I didn't really think i'd see anything quite like this in the portal.
It didn't really give me a lot of Canadian pride to watch it, and i'm sure that there are tons of reviews from 13 year old Americans saying "Dude canada is gai and iem so 1337". But I thought you did a relatively good job.
The graphics could've used improvement, and for some reason I found that the flash was a much smaller size than usual. Physically, not byte-wise. The sound, well, like I mentioned before... I wasn't expecting to here any Arrogant Worms... at all. Ever. I really enjoyed your the horrible spelling, it made it some what humorous, and I believe that it was done on purpose.
Anyways, i'll try not to keep you too long. It wasn't too shabby, and it's nice to see something aimed at my nation.
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my terrible smelling?!
lol! whoopsie!
thanx for the big review! and i dont think i have a review saying "Dude canada is gai and iem so 1337" yet but its only been a few hours!
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I still enjoy the beginning scene with the Ninja Turtles. No matter how many times I see it.
Jack did a great job on his flash, I found it very entertaining. The graphics were basic, and the storyline was silly enough to catch my attention.
I didn't enjoy Der's too much. It was just like another shitty movie that wouldn't make it passed judgement.
Tremclad's was mediocre. I find the song on YTMND almost daily, and it was nice to see it on Newgrounds for a change.
I read your topic, and I would love to join. The only problem is... i'm garbage at flash. And I have no artistic ability with it whatsoever. That could be mainly because I just gave up, regardless. I wouldn't be of much use. But I hope you guys get more members soon.
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